Atomic Poo Blasts Rigotti House

This is a BNN (Baby News Network) Alert! The blast happened just after 8:00pm PST in the living room of the Rigotti household in Henderson, NV. Baby Crist Rigotti was seated in his play-time saucer when the secret atomic poo blast rocked the neighborhood. The blast initially went unnoticed until the perpetrator became more and more vocalized. Initial damage was discovered upon removal of the baby from said saucer, but the extent of the destruction was not realized until Dad discovered liquid fecal matter blasted across his T-shirt.

The residual fallout was felt as far away as the baby's room where the afore-mentioned "liquid fecal radiation" was found to be all over the changing table. A simple diaper change would not suffice as a total community cleanup was needed to reverse the contamination. After Baby was stripped of his diahrrea-soaked diaper (see picture above), he was placed in the bathtub along with dad's shirt, the changing table cover, and the saucer-seat.

While Mom worked to rinse and scrub the baby of the radioactive material, Dad worked to rinse and scrub the saucer bottom that became contaminated by the liquid fecal radiation. It took a full 40 minutes for Mom and Dad to clean and sanitize all the affected areas, including ground zero.

Twelve hours later, all is back to normal at the Rigotti residence, and experts predict the affects of the blast are not expected to be permanent. "We are definitely going to have to take proper safety precautions in the future, to prevent this from happening again," Dad said. Government officials are not expected to levy any fines against the Rigotti's for their first radioactive accident, but they did warn that any subsequent slip-ups would be dealt with appropriately and handled internally.

"I'm just glad there was no permanent damage to the sofa or coffee table," Mom was overheard saying after the excitement calmed down.